The Queer Edition…on Fetishes -R21-

Have you guys
thought about fetishes? What exactly passes as fetishes these days
and could half the things you do in bed be classified as a fetish?
We googled about fetishes and here are some of the
more….interesting things we found. Due to our overly sensitive
reactions to the fetishes we found, we’re sticking to excerpts from
the original writers. Click on the names of each fetish to read
more on the author’s article.

Urolagnia aka
Golden Showers

A paraphilia in which sexual
excitement is associated with the sight or thought of urine or
urination.

Emetophilia aka
Roman Shower

A paraphilia in which an individual
is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. When emetophiles
put emetophilia into practice by actually vomiting, especially on a
partner, it is called a Roman shower,
after the commonly-supposed (but mistaken) belief in the frequent
induction of vomiting at Roman feasts.

The
Burning Bush

This one is appropriately named,
because a burning bush is literally what happens when a man dips
his willie in hot sauce, then penetrates a woman vaginally. Let’s
see these pervs try this act with sauce made of the Bhut Jolokia,
listed by Guinness as the hottest chili in the world.

The
Streisand Stuffer

Men with very small penises, don’t
fret: the Streisand Stuffer is just for you. Just stuff your tiny
member up a person’s nostril, and voila! You’re getting laid. This
also works for regular-sized guys, as long as their partners have
very large noses.

Ol’
Faithful

Remember all those videos that hit
the Internets last year, where douche bags stuff bottles full of
Coke with Mentos and make their own mini-geysers? This is a little
something like that. A can of Coke is poured into a woman’s vagina,
a Mentos is shoved in, and…..nah, you know what happens
next.

Eye
Balled

Let’s put this one under “sick”. What
possible sexual pleasure could a person with a glass eye get from
some guy taking the fake eye out and penetrating the empty socket
with his penis?

Vorarephilia aka
Vore

A vorarephile is someone who has
intense interest in or is sexually aroused by one creature eating
another. The eating involved can be something as “soft” as a frog
swallowing a fly, or as “hard” as a lion tearing its prey apart
with claws and teeth.

Infantilism

Dressing and acting as a baby
while a partners acts as mommy, nanny, or another nurturer. They
drink from a bottle, need their adult diapers changed, and want to
be completely dependent on someone to take care of their every
need.

Symphorophilia

Sexual arousal occurs when
watching a cataclysmic disaster or a road accident or any other
disaster. The person fantasizes about such accidents that he or she
becomes aroused and often orgasms. This is a bizarre form of
deviancy where an accident that may injure or maim or even kill
some people may actually bring the on-looker to the point of
orgasm.

Avisodomy

The action of having
intercourse with an avian (eg; turkey, chicken) and killing it for
sexual gratification.

So, while some could pass off as
amusing or even funny, others are just downright gross. Hope nobody
passed out. Somnophilia,
anyone?

xoxo, Claris and
Emily

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